What a shame, bless his kind dear little heart.

On second thought, let’s not go to the internet. 'tis a silly place.

oh. thats wacky. it shows up for me on the live post but not the edit?

no it seems to have formatted actually. you caught me before i could ninja edit

im here on my phone this time and – i’ll be fucked i didnt know that. are you sure its not lemmy autoformatting?

more like it requires the use of an alt code, and humans aint got time for that shit in casual ‘speechtype.’ there’s literally nothing you can say with an emdash that a well-placed semicolon (and/or a few other tools) couldn’t solve with a slightly reconstructed sentence structure. if you’re using them, especially repeatedly within a couple paragraphs, you’re either: unusually resistant to the tedium and friction of breaking your stride to type alt 0151; writing formally; a bot. i’ll give you three guesses which is most likely.

personally I’ve stopped using proper grammar and spelling and formal language and capitalization and whatnot as a sortof ‘proof of humanity.’ people who use em-dash in anything but formal writing are just self-flagging themselves as bots at this point. even in formal writing you better have yourself a robust edit log.

Seems he got rolled in with the “fuck people who criticize career politicians” complaint.

always so strange to see the words ‘guarantee’ or ‘promise’ when someone is giving a predictive opinion for an outcome they have no contol over.

…think of all the cost already sunk into this failure!

mfw i catch unironic “do ur research:” 👩‍🔬

tyrants hate this one weird trick (what’s actually in the constitution will shock you)

you get a civil war, where that money is up for grabs if you can do enough violence to the other side. with control of the formerly-federal military in the hands of the goon dissolving the piece of paper, …

idk bro it really just seems like thoughtless cope. try therapy or smth idk

come up with a better coping mechanism. this one sucks

Concern? You obviously haven’t considered all the money they’re making!

¿Por Qué No Los Dos?

Is your goal something other than doing better than being renditioned to America’s concentration camp in El Salvador?

man this is a good linux meme, its funny and its real criticism of linux. why were all the linux memes shitty for a while there? why are they better now suddenly?

https://thepiton.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8345200e269e2017d43050c47970c-800wi

Could god microwave a ravioli bowl so hot even he couldn’t pry the plate off the top?

you dont need to be lecturing on what elbows up means poser

“Taste tests prove these vegan meat brands do not taste as good as the real thing.”