

I got a text message from the DNC bragging about how they were suing the DOJ for this and saying “if Trump tries to send armed agents to polling stations, we’ll know about it”. Motherfuckers we already know about it, the point is to fucking stop it.


I got a text message from the DNC bragging about how they were suing the DOJ for this and saying “if Trump tries to send armed agents to polling stations, we’ll know about it”. Motherfuckers we already know about it, the point is to fucking stop it.


That’s obvious. I’m pointing out that your logic doesn’t support your opinion.


Reminds me of asking operations to help me move furniture in my office: “ya wanna move something, ya gotta move it with yer mind!”
Dude’s worst crimes are being addicted to meth and listening to Walt’s advice.
I guess assassinating the other chemist qualifies as “listening to Walt’s advice”, but murder is technically his worst crime.


There’s gotta be some way to design merges to encourage zipper merging
You’d need lights … which most people would ignore anyway.


I’m talking about when I and that driver arrive at the same time
I recently came to realize that many of my coworkers know that the driver to your right at a stop intersection has the right of way, but they don’t know that’s secondary to the fact that you have the right of way if you arrived at the intersection before they did. The catch is that my coworkers are school bus drivers like me. Like, actual professional drivers don’t know this shit.


Tales from the Crypt


It would have been cool if they’d renamed themselves “Calloway”.


Britain did this during WWII. Over 10% of their draftees were sent down into the fucking coal mines instead of going off to shoot nazis.
I’m not talking about e-bikes, I’m talking about insanely expensive regular bikes where you pay extra thousands of $$$ to shave grams off the bike’s weight.


run our design past a focus group before implementing it
once you’ve built something, you’re not asking users for whether it’s perfect
The most hilarious mod I’ve ever seen is people who remove three of the six screws holding the front chain ring in place – while being easily 50 pounds overweight.
I ride fixed distances (25 and 50 miles). Any improvements to the efficiency of my bikes means I’ll just get less of a workout each time. Why pay (so much) more just to get less exercise?
I went into a Subway once in my bike shorts. A bunch of little kids hiked their shorts up wedgie-style and danced around me like the dwarfs in the Spinal Tap Stonehenge scene. Everybody in the store laughed, including me.
I do a lot of bicycling. I have no idea if the lycra bibs make you ride faster, but they sure as fuck do help prevent the chafing.


I was laid off in 2019 by a large west coast tech giant as part of a mass layoff. We had the option of trying to find a new internal job but every job posting involved AI (seven years ago!) and nobody that I knew even got a reply from any application. Now I’m a school bus driver and 100X happier even though I make like 1/5 of what I used to make. The plot twist is that AI is probably going to replace school bus drivers sooner or later, flattened children be damned.
Cops and big city racism


Jesus Christ you still have a DOS umbrella?


A friend of mine had a Commodore 20 with no tape drive. Not only could we only have one game at a time installed, but also we had to manually type in the code for the game each time.
I think the Mussolini way is the best way of dealing with fascists, but unfortunately I’m no good at soccer.