Should be in jail forever.

And if you can solder you can usually just replace the switches.

I feel like this will only hurt him in the long term, advertisers in general are probably more likely to avoid X in the future. I know I would.

I dunno, a patina can look quite good though, if you like that aesthetic.

If you buy a “smart” washing machine and actually connect it to the internet, you deserve what you get.