Well, I’m here now. What do you want?

Rich man’s war, poor man’s fight.

Not gonna lie, this image actually had me completely fooled.

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Can’t we just inject ourselves with plastic eating bacteria or something?

That guy in the middle is literally called: The Lord of the Rings. It’s like his parents couldn’t decide on what character they should name their son after. So they just said ‘fuck it’ and named him the actual title of the franchise.

Edit: I just noticed the comma. So this guy’s first name is ‘Lord of the Rings’ and his surname is ‘The’. “Oh please, Mr. The was my father. Call me Lord of the Rings.”

Whoever it was, I think we’ve already taken it.

Cancer is le bad.

Would you care to elaborate?

https://youtu.be/E3IN2HZBZwY

I don’t know if I agree with that, let’s go around the room again, all in favour? /s

Huzzah! Thanks man!

Why?

Imagine, if you will. A man so desperate for human companionship he is willing to avoid any and all women he comes across. So determined to not come across as a creep or weirdo. Little did he know he just came across the Friendlight Zone.

I don’t want to toot my own horn. But this would be a perfect Twilight Zone episode 😂

I asked my gf in person as well because i just think its just important to be genuine and personal about it.

When you say you asked your gf in person. What exactly do you mean by this?

As a suggestion/feedback. Could you please make it so you can block certain subreddits from appearing in your feed? I know you can subscribe but I am actually fine with most subreddits apart from a select view.

Simpso… erm I mean Futurama did it!

I don’t even think Hillary will be with you there, bud.

I always heard: “I got some reins down in Africa.”

Edit: lol, I still hear it.