I felt my blood pressure rising as I read this

Perfect satire!

This is so damned true.

Like how people relaxed once Biden was voted in, thinking that America had learnt what a clusterfuck Trump was

Yanks never seem to learn

Oh, I’m definitely not expecting the US to do the right thing, or even the less awful thing

I fully expect laws to be broken, people to be persecuted, and the entire system thrown into such disarray that your backwards excuse for a country becomes a dictatorship akin to Russia

But there’s a small part of me that thinks that maybe it won’t

It’s a fucking small part.

I’m feeling a very dangerous thing:

Hope

I was pretty close to writing 'Murica off as a lost cause. You lot keep doing the most fucking horrible things

Please don’t break my heart yet again

I got permanently banned for violence

I said “bad bot” to someone saying Elmo didn’t do a nazi salute

They’ll use whoever is useful

As a New Zealander, I endorse this message

I’d usually agree, but for the fact that it’s absolutely skewering Trump and Vance

It’s incredibly disturbing

Hopefully it has them both absolutely seething