“Also, Also, we like to slurp cheetos in a suggestive manner.”
“Bro, you can’t say that on a hot mic.”
“But it’s true…”

Definitely not judging.

“The leopard surely won’t eat my face! I’m helping get him elected!”

And let’s be honest here, steins foreign policy is almost literally cut and pasted from the kremlin’s party line. I assume they fixed some translation errors.

“When I’m president you’ll never have to [get to] vote again!”-the orange turd.

But it’s okay, Because you’re not afraid of trump.

I don’t want to see him flogged at all.

To be clear…… I would enjoy him getting flogged. But I don’t want to see that. Ewww.

I think if he made all crimes legal, for 12 hours- and gave people plenty of warning, he’d be dead in the first.

I mean, it must be an exercise of immense self control to be on his security detail, and not constantly wonder about the good that could happen. If they just.

Also. Throw in all his cooks and food delivery people, the people that maintain his vehicles. The people that maintain the golf course… the mail people. The people that do the laundry. Change his diapers. The people that manage his medications.

There’s an awful lot of people that he relies on to survive. Any one of them could end it, and he shits on them near constantly.

Remove the threat of consequences? Oh yeah. It’d be a battle royally, and he’s the king to regicide.

Yuup. The crime of the century.

it’s got nothing on all the crimes he’s been indicted for or convicted of.

Walz gonna lead with a backhanded “thanks for coming, I know it’s hard to make time to get off the couch.”

But trump won the last debate with so much winning!!!

they’re holding out for the Dream Chaser anyway.

Considering I mentioned taxis… yes. I remember taxis.

But this goes a bit beyond corporations looking out for their interests. the whole “we’re not taxis” thing was specifically to negate local ordinances that require licensing and provide extensive regulations of taxis services. Like, service inspections, insurance requirements. Background checks to make sure your employees aren’t psychotic ax murderers.

as fucked as NY’s medallion system is, it’s actually stopping a host of problems that Uber failed to address. instead of complying with the rules… it argued (successfully,) that it was a ride-share matching service, and wasn’t any different than a person paying another for a ride into town.

Later, in CA they argued (again, successfully, at least in part,) that it’s employees weren’t employees but actually independent contractors. Specifically to get around minimum wage rules.

and they’re dumping in shitloads of money to stop public service specifically so as to maintain their stranglehold on the industry.

Government is also fucked up. but Uber and Lyft are a part of why goverment is fucked up. (after all, they’re people too… right…?)

<Walks walks onto stage and goes to shake Vance’s hand> “Hey, how was the tour of Ashely Furniture? Sorry I couldn’t join you… Did you find any attractive couches?”

until it’s him that gets fucked over.

what they don’t realize is he’s fucking everyone over constantly. They’re being fucked over and too stupid to realize it.

she’s probably going to be okay with you making her a bag.

edit: also, what pattern are you using for the more open sections?

(though one time I made a giant floppy laundry basket and my parent’s dachshund was visiting over thinking it was a dog bed, so, this definitely happens.)

I mean…

I Don’t necessarily see a problem with either of those scenarios. Unless they’re abusing the cat/animals. I think I would suggest next time something more amenable to the animals, though.

Also, I might flrt with the animal more than the actual date.

when people tell you who they are… believe them.

Sooo many people follow trump without believing a word he says.

You’d think Unions would just reject that bullshit, but then Teamsters is … probably fully on board.

Here’s what I don’t get.

He’s incredibly consistent, not paying contractors, or employees. Or paying fractions of what the contract actually stipulated.

I don’t get why any contractor would work for him. any contractor that works with trump is going to get fucked over. its how he operates.

I feel like we need to start boycotting sportswashing by asshole countries.