I’m inclined to say 2, just for form and shape. But it looks to chunky. Like probably heavy af. So I’ll choose 3.

P.s. thanks for giving me a new thing I didn’t know was linked to my neurodivergence

A better solution for your political (situation) would be for the USA to break up and no longer be a country.

As an American, I endorse this plan. Let it all just dissolve

The U.S. IS inherently a “murder and pillage” kind of nation, yes. It’s kind of the only thing we’ve ever done. If you’re from the U.S. (like me) and you keep asking yourself “how did we get here?” Or “what happened to the America of my youth”, then reading a little bit about history could be helpful. Or shit, talk to any Native about what their history, culture, language is, and then follow up with “What happened to them?”.

The United States of America is a failed experiment. It’s time to put it down.

Just clean it off. Kids are kids. If they’re doing it to your house on a frequent basis, there’s a reason for it. If it’s just once, it’s harmless fun

Uhh, I mean, yes. But that’s not the big own you think it is. He is SPECIFICALLY targeting children. It’s the entire basis of his grift.

I get SO many weird looks when I tell people I don’t like bleu cheese because it tastes like ants

It’s the 70s. The cigarettes are implied haha

I saw the photo and though, “No way. This is just one of those unfortunate photos.”

…and then I watched the video