I know you’re just stating a fact, but that doesn’t stop it from being stupidity.

Aww, tiny puppet man thinks he’s a hockey player.

You’re right, my experience as a sous chef does make me a perfect fit for that chief of surgery job I saw advertised. Imma go for it.

how often they’re right/wrong does matter.

That’s the wildest take I’ve heard on the question answering machine.

I’d much rather steal this cutie than a companion cube