Oh I don’t live there

I wish, but we take the hatch act seriously even if the turds in the top tank don’t

-30F doesn’t exist here, but we get hella strong winds. A dozen MPH shy of Wyoming wind (I am blessed with excellent weather). I do not envy you that wind chill. Last time I remember the district canceling school it was flooding. Maybe fire. IDK I was shoveling sandbags or fleeing the fire, one of the two.

my wife is a teacher. she’s going to work because not everyone can afford to take off and a lot of folk use school as day care (and y’all shouldn’t really be taking your 5 and 6 year olds picketing against ICE when the feds are liable to use chemical weapons against you) but like, it’d be nice to just piss off and let the littles fend for themselves.

i always get baader meinhof and meyers briggs confused and honestly, it does not bother me.

I learned from the simpsons

dude don’t kinkshame Gregory Stefan Vasilovich Mikhailovich Smakovnakov Bovinovich.

what we need are people who aren’t so pusillanimous they can’t say what they really mean.

Well I mean semi feral rescue and calico go hand in hand. Huh, I guess I’m pretty racist against cats too. Those are my second favorite too, after tuxes. Now, this one time I had a calico tux. Let me tell you

I’ll pay a nickel to an illustrator to get me a logo for my band, I Just Farted, that looks like a dairy farm

I once read a statistic that said 1 in 4 people is a Muppet if you look around and blah blah and I read it aloud and everyone just pointed at me. I call that peer review

also the safety of the children and general community what live around you (if they enter into your calculations). when i was growing up, the neighbor was a professor at the prestigious university down the way. they thought it was enough to teach their kid gun safety and store the gun in a safe place in their room and for their house it was. problem was some dipshit who wanted to roll with the norteños across the way. broke into the professor’s place, took their gun, shot at some other dipshits and was fortunately a terrible shot. ditched the gun, the police recovered it and brought it back. fortunately we were already paying our bribes so when they came around asking and i told them i didn’t know, they believed me (they knew my tells already when i lied: we played poker for halloween candy thursdays after karate bribe practice and i suuuucked at poker😘)

triple-barreled shotgun

don’t you make me dream. i still prefer bolt action myself

G I R T H

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and i’m telling you that you don’t understand economics enough to go hunting for infographics until you find one that agrees with your preconceived notions and then strip it of context.

try. again.

same, but i’m disabled and there’s nowhere anywhere that accepts disabled anyone.