

- crap
- dookie
- deuce
- the term ‘steaming pile’ is almost always used to evoke shit, even if not directly referring to shit
- grogan
I don’t know if poopreport still exists, but if you’re really interested in creative words for shit, that site is/was an absolute gold mine.









So, wild thought. If you can’t brace from the front to prevent tipping, the other option would be to lock down the back. It also sounds like you need a smoother surface for your desk chair.
What if you laid down a sheet of plywood and attached the rear legs to it? If the rear legs can’t lift, the desk can’t tip to the front.