You mean old Ubuntu?

Your opinion seems to be immutable.
But I’m not rolling over.

This, but unironically.

Sounds like an average day on feddit.

Call Microsoft about a bug and tell me how well their support works for you.

Pretty well, actually.

Do you want cats on your desk? Cause that’s how you get cats on your desk.

To be fair, there wouldn’t be a difference between driving with eclipse glasses and driving with your eyes closed.

I fixed a boot issue from the grub command line for the first time.

Debian is the only distro in my recent memory that crashed into an unbootable state right after a default installation.
Manual Arch installation is tedious and unnecessary if you’ve done it once, and the automated archinstall fails too often. Other than that, I’ve had literally zero issues with it.

no, I don’t.

In Lom Stave Church, a Norwegian church from the 12th century, there are Nordic runes carved into the wooden wall, right below the ceiling.

They read:
“I was here, all the way up in the corner.”

https://www.worldhistory.org/image/12785/runes-in-the-lom-stave-church/

Easy solution:
“Hi, have you met Elaine? We fuck.”

My guess is, when they get negative feedback they throw a bit more computing power into your instance for the second reply.

“If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying ‘End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH’, the paint wouldn’t even have time to dry.”

– Terry Pratchett, in The Thief of Time

You pay for the convenience.
I don’t often need to print something, but when I do, it’s usually outside of the opening hours of a print shop and I’m in a hurry.
(95% of my printing are fantasy RPG floor plans that I’ve downloaded literally 5 minutes before the players show up.)

The Christian explanation for this is that god doesn’t do evil, people do.
And god created people with free will to do evil. If he made people stop doing evil deeds, they would be his puppets, not free-willed humans. So he has the power to end all evil but chooses not to.

Now as for why god allows natural disasters, diseases and other tragedies to befall his creation – again, that’s just the consequence of our actions, cause a woman gave an apple to her man in the past.

Prevention is key:
alias vim='emacs'

A container ship like that weighs more than the bridge tower it hit.

Baltimore Truthers, already?

Because Windows 10 Support runs out next year.