kreekybonez

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back and forth

Signal also features auto-delete for messages. They chose not to communicate through secure channels, and are actively trying to keep their shit out of the permanent record. These fucks are actively evading paper trails and transcripts because they know full-well how indefensible their crimes are.

sometimes you just gotta ask Jeeves

step 1 - tariffs

step 2 - ???

step 3 - profit!

and the reddit Russian psy-op? certainly not helping

what?! the guy who bankrupted a casino for short-term real estate gains? not a trustworthy partner? how could it be?

same. when the blackout protest changed nothing about the 3rd party apps, I decided I was done, and never went back

granted, it had been getting toxic for other reasons, but being forced to use their shitty app was the final straw for me

damn, it’s already been over a year, hasn’t it?

kebab will always be my top choice, unless shawarma is also an option

if they supported child stone and theodore nugget, they were already on board with the republiKlan agenda

you can’t force someone to run you god damn idiot

it takes some serious kompromat to pull that off

ha! that shit is too good to edit

women do tend to live longer than men, so maybe we could see a 91 year-old AOC on the ballet in 2080…

I promise there’s no scoffing here! I love my analog bidet, and am always on the lookout for an upgrade, if the price is right. Especially if it can be fitted to a standard american toilet.

Happily taking recommendations, if you have any. The features you listed sound refreshing, relaxing, and somewhat intimidating. Which, to be clear, I’m into.

what’s on the app? profiles for different butts? live feedback from a down-under camera? AI stool analysis?

I was saying “boo-urns”

invincible

rock and stone!

Klaus will still nail someone’s wife… but it’ll probably be when he forgets to put his forks up to secure a pallet of actual nails