You can blame congress as well. They could be making laws to help with this

Are these the immigrants that are stealing all our jobs?

Really? They don’t get to choose if it’s alright for their kids to hear about their gay teachers husband. But drugs, that’s important for democracy to work

Is it “too early” for them to choke on a bag of dicks?

Mobius strip tease

In space, no one can hear you creme…

Wait a minute… that turned out too horny

Tldr: classic corporate non-response

Honestly, they might have had their response made by AI as well. Really really really bad AI.