That cat ain’t look right. It’s a cain’t.

I was born cynical but him making a fuss has other motives but I’m not that clever. Is he trying to become a martyr? He spends thousands per moth, he can afford another set, no? He has hidden money everywhere.

Whoa! Interesting. Thank you for following through with the story. I saw your message below. Totally worth it. The book I’m currently reading mentions the Red Scare quite a bit, so reading this is even more spooky considering today’s political climate.

It wouldn’t have changed my stance. A follow-up message would’ve pressured me to let them down easy seeing they were still interested, but their silence felt indifferent.

@problematicfacts

You two would get along so well…

My cat will knead and then perch herself on my stomach. But don’t I dare lay a finger on her or she’ll move to the chair. 🤷‍♂️

All I’m hearing is that I need to chug down this tub of lard and get some sleep. Peace, y’all. I’ll be incredibly gorgeous by next week.

(psst Por qué no los dos)

This is hilarious. I especially liked the “no drip or rizz, you waddle out to the nearest club or bar”. I could hear the SpongeBob footsteps.

Yes, usually, but I’m more frequently using the Read Aloud extension. It’s the least effort that gets me there.

Wait, you’re mocking “both sides” after saying that about Harris? I’m so confused.

Tbf, Trump’s allies tend to be both. The Venn diagram is almost a circle. 😅

console.log(Object.values(name).join("\n"));

If only Sweden invaded the rest of the world instead of Russia… *le sigh*

Being smug doesn’t sting. Pay attention to what I’m criticizing, please.

I know you have your talking points and want to get to them but we’re talking about something else here. I have nothing against veganism but I do have plenty to say about the stupid fan club.

Is it now? Aren’t they dead by then?

I’m just saying, accusing people of enjoying torture is exactly the smug attitude I’m criticizing. You can take your better-than-thou attitude and shove it.

It’s not the message, it’s the delivery.

Breaking news: hunger is solved by people furiously typing at their keyboards.

You’re right, tho. But what are we gonna do about the smugness?

Maybe I copy-pasted it from the deepest entrails of my brain. Who knows? Even I can’t tell ya.
But I did think of it, reworded it, and then edited it, so…

Are they not vegan? But if it talks and walks like one…

Also, holy shit the Avengers assembled.