We don’t - hence the loan

I sent you my Javelins plz respond

And I dub thee Sir Phobos, knight of mars, beater of ass. thump

I have never purchased a game at $70 so for $80 they can be sure as shit I am hard noping out of this one. I was a day 1 3DS (ambassador club!) and Wii U buyer. Really hope this backfires, so incredibly stupid

Good. I don’t care what it is, I’ll take something over nothing.

“Media bias fact check” isn’t a good source in itself - McSweenys does have satire, but is a well-respected literary publication. They’ve branched out over the years but this is still very much in their wheelhouse. It was created by Dave Eggers. Quick edit, yes this site itself is literally billed as humor but McSweenys as a whole is not

I buy almost all my switch games on carts. Getting harder though as many indie titles only get limited releases in like artisanal batches when ffs I just want a cart…

Once they added every modern Lego game to their preservation program I knew the thing was bunk. Harry Potter Lego game = worth preserving, Lego Island = never heard of it. Total BS

Just FYI if your package is “discrete” your delivery person is “discretely” laughing at you

Absolutely.