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My daughter came out grey & floppy. It was (probably) only about a minute before she started crying, but man it felt like an eternity.

I don’t think she cares what you think.

It’s not negligible when running on battery…

I just think it’s funny that, way back in the DOS days, dark mode was the only mode, then GUIs and the web were the “modern” thing, and if you didn’t like, fuck you too bad… Now we’ve gone full circle.

Explode doesn’t imply combustion…

I had a Hotmail account before Microsoft bought them…

I still have a Yahoo email account that I’ve had since 1997 I think… 7 letters, no numbers.

I have a .us domain, I don’t even remember what I pay, I only do it every 6 years, it’s so cheap…

Can confirm, was stabbed.

Only time I ever ate at an a&w was in Bangkok 25 years ago…

One of us! One of us!

It’s pronounced “misery”

OP’s mom is not a small thing.

How does a farmer find his cows?

Irresistible!

But you repeat yourself…

My IP goes up to 11.

Too much butter.

Reinventing the wheel leads to a profound understanding of why wheels are round.

if they had never decided to have an affair

Yeah, but that’s too difficult. Just ask my wife.