Can confirm, was stabbed.

Only time I ever ate at an a&w was in Bangkok 25 years ago…

One of us! One of us!

It’s pronounced “misery”

OP’s mom is not a small thing.

How does a farmer find his cows?

Irresistible!

But you repeat yourself…

My IP goes up to 11.

Too much butter.

Reinventing the wheel leads to a profound understanding of why wheels are round.

if they had never decided to have an affair

Yeah, but that’s too difficult. Just ask my wife.

the heat of the desert is way outside of their operating range.

I live in the Phoenix area, there are tons of solar installations here. In fact my house has solar, had it when we bought it 10 years ago, and it cuts the power bill in half.

Having once been on the board of one, I agree.

You’re still ignoring the argument that a hybrid doesn’t have a typical vehicle alternator, it has a charging system that’s whole job is to generate electricity from the engine, and do that efficiently and reliably, and it has an electric a/c compressor.

5 minutes? Luxury. I drive a 20 year old minivan. My commute is 15 minutes. It’s just starting to get noticeably cooler once I arrive.

I’m sure it depends on the implementation… I turned it off on my Kia Sorento after it tried to follow the seams in the concrete instead of the lane markings, I had to fight it quite hard.

Learning this from my (soon-to-be-ex-) wife right now…

Where does a young man get this free health care? I’m not young anymore, but for free health care I can pretend to be…

If you always expect the worst, you’ll never be disappointed.

You misunderstood. I meant if it were not a white person, there wouldn’t be a story.