P90, it’s Secret Service sponsored entrapment.

I don’t want no dope. A dope is a guy that won’t get no vote from me.

The glitch is that they die and not everyone they step on when they’re kaiju sized.

Except for the last guy who will still have one eye. How’s the blind guy gonna take the eye of the guy with one eye left? All that guy had to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Gandhi was wrong.

I went this route in high school at a dude i had classes with that kept insisting his dick was bigger than everyone’s. Eventually I’d ask how he knew, that we didn’t have gym class or do the same sports so he would’ve had to go out of his way to check or ask other people.

He would compulsively bring it up, only to get shut down when me or one of my friends started calling him the dick expert with a meticulous catalog of all the dude’s sizes.

Hey fuck you right back. I fight hate with oppressive kindness, so you better have a fucking good weekend. You fucking deserve it you overworked bitch!

Not sure if it’s still the case but when it first came out, it was really obvious they used an automated process for generating the subtitles and didn’t bother to check their work. The part where Rebecca calls David a stupid gonk gets subbed as a derogatory word.

They’ll always have excuses, it’s how they justify bigger budgets and ridiculous departmental purchases.

“What if they have anti tank rockets?” “What if they’re using suicide drones?” “What if they start taking shots at us with phased plasma rifles in the 40 watt range?”

The spectre of the unstoppable criminal provides an extra profit stream for defense contractors on top of forever wars.

It’s the video for the song Virtual Insanity, so that tracks

What’s up mothafleckas

Smoke you!!

Russia’s on the list of other countries with inferior potassium.

We’re seeing mixed use of it in the US. Amazon has these in certain places, like at 7-11 locations. Newer apartment complexes also have lockers near the mailboxes but they’re only for tenants.

I got used to using the latter when I did deliveries for Amazon and they’re great when the complex owner has them set up properly with every tenant listed and enough lockers to accommodate how much people are ordering online nowadays.

It’s hilarious that in 2024 people still are failing to check themselves before wrecking themselves

Scrotum Sensational

Eating both of those sounds pretty fucking metal

It was sent as a test, all that chose to stay failed

Bug rocks don’t melt steel beams

Judging by the Subway sign in the lower left, I’m thinking this is somewhere in China. The locations I’ve seen in Tokyo only have the name in English.

It’s not made up, it’s not made up!