Do you want to know the terrifying truth? Or do you want to see me sock a few dingers!

And hot coffee can never burn you…

That’s not the general consensus, you just need to stop comparing yourself to literal prodigies. In fact, stop comparing yourself to anyone. If you don’t have expectations for your art, you’ll never fail to meet them.

At least you’re not bitter about it 🙄🙄🙄

Sounds like you haven’t met very many people.

Wtf is a 17-year-old woman? “Child” is the word your looking for.

This comment sectionEvery comment section on Lemmy is full of fed posting.

FTFY

No, it’s a good demonstration on their common lack of values. They have no class solidarity and will turn on anyone who has helped them in the past if they think they’ll get ahead.

They care about reality?

I don’t know him, does he look like your pillow guy? I can’t afford a pillow guy unfortunately, I just buy my pillows from stores.

“It’s beautiful! Feathered and lethal, you just don’t see it nowadays.”

I’m guessing they’re going for a specific pronunciation, like Brad Pitt in Inglourious Basterds.

59.99+tax

Plus, when you go very far out of your way and spend who-fucking-knows-how-much taxpayer-funded salary to make yourself look batshit insane, you should be ridiculed for it. You chose that wretched, gnarled visage, now live with its hideous consequences.

Idk, lemme ask the I Can Haz Cheeseburger cat

Snek

It’s a Spaceballs reference

I’ve never heard of them.

Trust me, as someone who lived in both Dakotas, Idaho is definitely the upgrade.

I’m trying to come up with more bed puns but nothing is springing to mind.