Like a dog … with your tongue?
Is your name Coldwater?
Like a dog … with your tongue?
Is your name Coldwater?


I did not have sex with that woman.
They may have guessed ‘s’ but ‘s’ isn’t in the answer. So they know it isn’t the answer all us degenerates guessed by seeing the picture with no context.


Kesbreath IS a DEI hire.


Next it’ll be some guy in a paraglider.
As I wrote that I was just thinking somebody having some fun but I now realize that’d be a great wall to get over the big beautiful wallTM.
By dating her best friend, having argument with said best friend, SO was the intermediary. Realized SO was the better of the of the 2 anyway so took her on a date along with 4 other of her friends. By end of evening, SO and I were in love.
Didn’t smell like cat pee when I visited and there were many cats. A couple were on that bed. Some were on shelves in the gift store. Basically, they’re everywhere.
Killing Me Softly With His Song


Because pro-asbestos and anti-seatbelt people existed, but they didn’t have megaphones to reach the whole world.
Here’s the question: Idiots and wise people both have this megaphone to reach the world. Why do the idiots seem to succeed much more often?


Well, there used to be a thing where you would put your child in the way of mumps because a child getting mumps is much less severe than an adult. There may have been other such diseases that it was better to have as a child than as an adult.
This was before vaccines which basically does the same thing.


It’ll be manslaughter, unless they find evidence that he knew he was a shill.
and if they do find evidence he was a shill, it’s 1st degree murder.


his children.


You misspelled ‘republicunts’


Older pickups had a bench seat so could seat 3. Then there are the crew cabs who can seat 6.


Only if they get into a salt water flood.
As someone who raised hamsters, I can tell you that the hamster does not go through the cedar shaving unless the hamster wants to. Of course, I always made sure they had a couple inch layer of shavings. Sometimes, the hamster would push them aside because they liked the cool metal floor but that was their choice. On the other hand, they are also free to pile the shavings up even deeper and just cover themselves. You act like they have no choice in the matter.


a manual particle collector (broom) and a manual particle shifter (shovel).


Wildcats (tigers, lions, bobcats, etc) will take down a prey animal. We think they just eat the muscle. In reality, they often go for the stomach of the herbivore they just brought down to get the vegetable matter there. Then they eat other internal organs (liver, spleen, kidneys) so they aren’t just eating muscle.
For our pets, well, we all know they don’t eat the same thing every day. Firstly, the the thing they do eat every day, pet food, has various nutrients included so it’s a balanced meal for them. Secondly, we give them treats which may or may not be beneficial.
As for we humans wanting variety, it’s exactly that. We want but don’t need as much variety as we get. We enjoy the different flavors even if the items containing those flavors aren’t exactly good for us (twinkies, 8 year scotch, etc). Our pets and wild carnivores don’t get the opportunity to try these other flavors (well, our pets get some opportunity but not to the extent we have granted ourselves).
Also, that last bomb should have a sponsored by the USA logo.