Pretend to throw something!

So hard to decide on the spread. Butter? Ketchup? Mustard? Might need this cotter pin at some point…and a swiss army knife… eh butter is fine. Et voila.

They’d be cute if they didn’t weasel their way into storage sheds and shit and piss all over everything.

Eyes.

It takes a few tries so it’s more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp

Cowabunga.

Jesus Christ.

No really, I see him!

I’d say because if we’re trying to find things unique to guys it’s relevant to point out when it isn’t unique.

This is fine. I probably taste good.

Dad might be a sith lord

I mean sure but I think there’s a few extra steps between “feeling” this way and fucking doing it.

Sex? Yes please. /austinpowersface

The absolute disgust that clickbait titles evoke in me is enough to turn me away. But it’s become so normalized that even the legit content does it. Now I can’t read. Thanks, world leaders.

Silly me thought it was calling the big guy in the middle a tank

Sunny side inside!

One time I was kicked from a server for using the tag killerbean because ‘bean’ was an offensive racial slur.

Chewy (type of compliments granola bar)

Well TIL. But that’s not quite what OP described.

Yeah what the heck!?