He, she, it, I, we, you, they.

A half of a sandwich with a few bites taken out of it.

Just think about being that cat. Wander around a neighborhood and see a person on their deck sitting in a chair, go over and lay on their belly.

You seem to be treating everyone, including yourself, with respect. I can’t think of anything that is kinder. This sounds like a hard thing not the wrong thing to do.

You are a very kind and sensitive person.

Do you think that there’s sleeping quarters in the tip?

In Pennsylvania it’s called the Hershey squirts.

I wonder if they can tell another elephant what their name is.

I thought that was his leg and that he was pulling his head out of his ass to look around.

I’ve heard stories about poor people eating their shoes. You should try it for dinner. You never know it might be delicious.

Eggs are going to stick to that.

Deworming the cat.