Don’t be shocked, but I think your father-in-law might be an idiot.

Hey, I’m not telling you how to poop and I expect the same from you.

Prison as a service, why didn’t Jeff Bezos come up with that?

Dunno, ma-west-1 or something like that?

The stones themselves weren’t evil. They were controlled by evil and corrupted by its presence.

Jewish space lasers, we all know them. MTG go pew pew!

I don’t smoke, so… I’ll be away for half an hour to the bathroom while shit hits the fan. Kthxbye!

I have several stores I frequently visit here, from 300 to 1500 meters away. If I need something from further away I just jump into the car or on my bike. It’s not the distance that keeps me from it, I walk about 10 kilometers a day with my dogs and friends. I just don’t want to walk an hour to get groceries, that’s boring as hell.

Just keep Ted Cruz in a cage somewhere in a region prone to flooding and when he’s trying to flee to Cancun you know something is coming.

He’s some kind of indicator species. When he migrates, it’s time to stockpile water and food. Way cheaper than expensive satellites or weather balloons.

And it’s WAY older than people think. The first patent for a fax like machine was granted in 1843.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fax

I wrote tests today and found an error in my code. What is that? Development driven test driven development?

Maybe that would be a good experience for the people who brought and kept him there. You know, to grow as a person or something like that.

Lesser evil will never be gone, even if the electoral system is changed to whatever could be perfect. You’ll never align 100%, and that’s OK. Compromising isn’t that bad if the stances aren’t as brain dead as they are right now.

Bruh, the USA absolutely fucking excels in fucking complaining and invading without a shred of skin in the game. They have fucking earned to get tossed all the shit in the world at them.

Hot teacher, now stop asking.

You could go out with the boat and try to snap some photos of fish, maybe feed them. That sounds relaxing as well.

While the description is correct, it doesn’t really come close to how insane this looks. Treat yourself to some soaked rednecks on YouTube 💕

I love this guy

Yeah, they just like squeezing out some more. Why should the efficiency gains of the last decades help the people, after all? No, what we really need is richer billionaires.

Meanwhile, in Germany: There are a lot of unemployed people, and there are a lot of people who want a four-day week, so what we desperately need is working longer hours.