almost looks like it melted a fork

Sure, but the newest version of each package is four years old and riddled with dozens of Debian-specific patches that somehow only make it run worse.

The bouba is round.

No direct access, but “jump into the Elbe and wait” is still a valid strategy…

Look on my Belly, ye Mighty, and despair!

Highbury and Islington? Seems a bit much to me.

Thor was Batman?

Why wasn’t Michael Myers played by Mike Myers?

“your birthday is coming and so am I”

Shit Ben Blocks Shin Bet

Highly relevant username.

People in glass houses should go shit in the basement.

And the Sphinx shall give you a riddle and the riddle shall be “where is my food?”

Yeah… I kinda wish he had provided it before all those devs quit, though.

Of course, he might have kept silent as a test to see if the project can remain healthy without his active stewardship, which makes sense for such a large and important project. I’m sure he’s unimpressed by the result.

Wait, you wanted to call yourself cm000?

My favorite kind of erfly!

Caesarean?

On the one hand, yes.

On the other hand, do you really want some Norwegian named “Forty Bras” to take over?

I think this is the Soviet E series of cars, where moving between them was an employees-only matter (and almost never happened in regular service), mostly because nothing bridges the gap.