Redjard

Recently did this but using a sharp flat kitchen knife. Angle it almost horizontally and scrape it over the surface like it’s a sharpening stone.

File:Cat_Breaks_Rules.jpg

Description
A Hemingway Cat breaks the rules of the house

try {
    anal();
} catch (HIV) {
    loop {
        sleep(1000000000);
        if HIV.has_cure {break}
    }
}

It’s also completely fine under all international law.
Following copyright law is more like a trade agreement, so if you feel wronged enough as a nation it’s completely uncontroversial to suspend all or all international copyright law and deal with the consequences (mainly the us being very salty about it).

The EU contingency for a US attack on Greenland for example is among other steps to suspend all US copyrights recognition and starve the US service industry.

Did she even say thank you?

I was already in the middle of posting this to !dontyouknowwhoiam@lemmy.world before seeing the remainder of your post :)

How would you get it past the buttplug?