The unskippable toturial. Every game that has one.

My years out of school has made me forget about how division notation is actually supposed to work and how genuinely useless the ÷ and / symbols are outside the most basic two-number problems. And it’s entirely me being dumb because I’ve already written problems as 6÷(2(1+2)) to account for it before. Me brain dun work right ;~;

How petty would it be to make a fork of it just to rename it to DINE?

You gotta meet the customer halfway until you get enough of them hooked, then slowly start introducing new ideas into their mental ecosystems that align with your vision.

coleslaw is good you just have no culture, sweetie 😘

That is one of the dumbest ways I’ve ever seen someone try to connect their product to the cloud buzzword. By that logic all stable linux distros are cloud since you pull the packages with preconfigured sane defaults from the repos.

Russia must be a pretty weak country if they look up to America for every single thing.

I wonder how people will manage to blame america for this.

You buy a Sony CD and decide to play it on your computer.

Your computer now has a rootkit installed.

Hong kong also isn’t part of china

I don’t understand what your problem is.

honesty is a malignant brain infection

asian lady beetles ooze out a toxic substance when threatened. actual lady bugs do not.

That’s nothing. I’ve heard of people getting the cops called on them because the cashier forgot to scan an item and they noticed after getting home and went back to pay for it.

Brown might be asian lady beetle. poke it a bit and if it oozes something KILL.

Then when it gets to 180 it just adds 180 more seconds.

That’s not healthy.

don’t listen to the nerds, cloudfare is trying to steal your soul and sell it to the Big Capybara industry.

but how could we be sure they weren’t talking about the game

rude