Yeah, it does clean the wound (after the pretty nasty burning sensation). Wouldn’t want it to get infected, someone could die from that! And if they died they’d be getting it easy.

I mean, also we are talking about being petty to a business, not actually injuring people. Never actually injure someone.

Halo 4 and 5 are just more examples in the massive pile of “why appealing to a wider audience is almost universally bad for video games” games

Lets see how long the number stays that high.

I said basically the same thing and got downvoted for it.

Hopefully the catch is nothing, but you can never be too sure.

There is still time

Gamblers.

Which is pretty weird for a law firm with a gaming side business.

Nah, keeping their old catalog relevant just twists the knife in them more. Like pouring a whole bottle of hydrogen peroxide on the wound.

Is it petty? Sure. But Nintendo cannot out-petty me.

If they are pushing an update to Java, I can only wonder what else they are changing that they aren’t talking about.

Excellent news. 12 year old me would never believe I would be smiling seeing Nintendo finally take an L.

Nah, Pierre deserved it

But weren’t the layoffs for white collar positions like HR and marketing? Did it hit their game studios as well?

Everyone gangsta until Indie Stone releases the update where zeds learn how to climb ropes

This isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Sometimes people want the same kind of game with a different flavor. Maybe they don’t like the PUBG art style and would rather play Fortnite instead, or perhaps they don’t like Overwatch because of Blizzard and are okay with Marvel Rivals from NetEase instead.

I don’t believe that games should exist with no real competitors. That’s how you end up with games like Dead by Daylight, where community sentiment plummets but the developers have no real reason to do anything about it because where are the players going to go?

We screwed up Halo’s future… now it’s time to screw up Halo’s past.

~343 Wearing Mustache Glasses

Yes, it is still 343. “Halo Studios” has most of the same people working at it as 343. Literally 343 wearing Mustache Glasses.

They changed their studio name because the 343 reputation was so bad, they needed to try to trick consumers into thinking the next Halo game wasnt made by them to get any sales.

I have been using it since 0.0.2 dropped a while back, but when I first looked into it I thought it was a straight up malware masquerading as a Switch emulator.

This is absolutely true. If you ask anyone that has died, all of them say they saw a nipple at some point in their life. Very true.

I recently started a modded run in the Dead Sun Expanse mod map, its pretty cool. Like playing Zomboid 2.

They kinda always were, tbh. Just with some kind of unique limitation specific to each console that prevented them from being used for any purpose other than playing a specific brand of video game.

Wii emulator for N64 isn’t going to be as accurate as the real N64 console though.