I came here to chew bubblegum and vote against my own interests.

And I’m aaaaaaalll out of bubblegum.

She didn’t marry. She became an MI-5 agent.

A child rapist that never passed the Bar would be a bit of a tough sell for AG.

Somebody needs to ride on The Devastator.

George Foreman once described Mike Tyson as a “cross-town bus in boxing trunks”.

Same as the old boss…

Give 'em an Archie Slap for even suggesting that shit.

It’s Warframe for folks who aren’t foot fetishists.

Ultimate goth cred is having permanatly black fingernails from radioactive fallout.

Diamonds… come on.

Hence the grudge.

No, you’re thinking of your ass.

Why do your job when you can just hold a grudge against the Democrats? I hope whoever suggested Garland is working at a capital starbucks now.

Seriously… it’s the Mirror Universe West Wing.

M41A Pulse Rifle: 10mm with 30mm over-under pump action grenade launcher.

No such thing as a Huckabee either.

I am part of the Power Droid Posse.

Gonk-gonk

Good news for South Dakota, moderately okay news for me…

Not Homeland Secretary?

Ohthankfuckingtinygods

We can’t even be a sanctuary city because our cops are controlled at the state level.