Senex

Soak a large sponge in cornstarch, wrap as small as possible with rubber bands, let dry, cut rubber bands then flush a hand full of these down the toilet.

Where does this leave Led Zeppelin? Am I guiding said Zeppelin somewhere?

My tired brain read this as you had to pay the raccoons $1500 or they would give you rabies. Can’t even go into the woods without being extorted.

I think a “Take My Money” meme is appropriate here!