Well tighten it

Oh, NOW you tell me about this

The US president directs the executive branch of the government …

Yeah, we shouldn’t hold the guy in charge accountable

If my nut is in Ottawa?

If my what?

Yeah, because cats are too smart for that shit.

To be fair, they’re experts at all of those things now.

tl;dr

• Toronto
• Vancouver
• Calgary
• Montreal
• Ottawa

Yes

Does anybody know the way to the lake?

Meowlon Lege

Right, I read and memorize all 768 pages of the manual of every single car I rent.

Recently, I’ve had everything I’ve said be completely ignored by the person taking my call. After calling back I eventually reached someone who did listen to me and was able to take action based on what I said. Sometimes, we do know what we’re talking about.

C’mon, Jersey. You talked the talk. Don’t tolerate this.

If you incinerate all of the victims, they can’t leave bad reviews!

Paywall

Yeah, all you need is a small toolkit, five minutes, and a cool head - perfect for an emergency

1. Cookie dough
2. Ball
3. ???
4. Dun

They don’t even look baked