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Cake day: June 29th, 2023

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  • I do vehicle diagnostics, programing, coding and have strong connections with all the towns services. My job is usualy to come to your vehicle and see whats the problem and recomend the garage where to fix your car, how much expect to pay and what part will cost how much, so you would know and wouldnt get scamed. After I won some money in the lottery, I didnt tell anybody and just work as usual, but if i see people strugling, like women alone with children driving a beaten down 400€ car, I would say I dont know 100% whats wrong with theyr car so I wont take money for diagnostics, tell them that, they should come to “That” garage and they will fix this problem because they had this kind of thing happen to them. Than i call the garage, tell them that this person is going to come, to fix the problem that I found, and I pay for the fixes snd tell them to say that it was just a small problem. I havent spent any money from the lottery on myself. I even have a seperate bank account for it and onley use it for charity work. Now iam looking at my diagnostic log and in the past 5 years I have registered 1500 free car fixes, Iam nearing 0 at my bank account, I dont think I will be paying for repairs anymore when it reaches 0, but I will continue to do diagnostics for free and stop services from scaming people.


  • Because automotive industry is so big and wanted to do the same thing like other industrys, this law had to be passed RIGHT TO REPAIR. After this some xompanys like Jaguar, Ford, Peugeot put theyr programs for free online for everyone to use to repair their cars. Other made them payed but it was not a big sum. Now going in to 2015 when subscription stuff was picking up, we onley have Jaguar free. Others not onley made them more expensive but now you have to provide information about who you are and what you work, some even made you pay 15$ for 24h to let you connect to one vin number and just delete faults. But still you could and still can do anything you want to your car, Ive never heard anyone who got in trouble for moding theyr car. Expet when making changes to the odometer or the exhaust system/ eco system but thats another league. There are also standarts that dont let you change any light outside your vehicle but thats about safety. But talking about seat heating, remote start or other comfort functions, unless you want to have a gusrantee from your shop, nobody GIVES A FUCK what you do to your car.






  • Yes there is a lot of safeguards, like safeguards so people wouldnt steal cars, but guess what, cars get stolen. Plus its easier to turn on functions that you want than steal a car, for audi MLB platform just reflash the MMI to an older version, unlock the hidden menu and turn on all the stuff you need. For this new audi I give half a year and there will be a version to unlcok everything like every year for the pas 20 years.


  • Just buy the audi and come to your local electrician, he will turn on all the functions, id rather die than let this shit happen. Tesla heated seates need subscription? Heres a 20$ dongle to turn it on forever. Hyundai remote start subscription? Here take this 80$ remote to start it forever. Bmw fake exhaust sound onley comes with M sports pack and costs over a thousand? Give me 10$ and ill turn that on and turn on everything else that is hidden.



  • If you have an older renault with a keyless card, press the lock button two times and it will disable the keylless system until you start the car. It hink this should be the standart.

    The newer hyundai and kia dont have a good immo, they can be started by breaking the ignition lock and turning the start key, also if you can catch the unloxking signal you can reuse it. Normaly you wouldnt be able to start a car without an immo chip, that is tied to the car. Normaly you woulnd be able to unlock the car because the remote and the car keeps changing the unlock code, but to make these cars cheeper for America market they removed these futures.