The right love to point out that Obama deported more people than trump.

They don’t love to point out he did it without taking a massive shit on the constitution.

Trump and Epstein have more photos together than me and my own father.

Trump’s name is in the Epstein files more times than God’s name is in the BIBLE

It’s great when you have basic critical thinking skills and can use it like a tool.

Unfortunately, many people don’t have those and just use AI as a substitute for their own brain.

His and hers, MeUndies had a deal going on lol

I got my gf and I matching underwear

For me at least, reddits ban bot has gotten way too sensitive and the reviewers don’t actually read the appeal. I got a permaban for “threatening violence” just saying the word “kill” in context of a cat hunting birds, tried to appeal and immediately got a notification that the ban won’t be reversed, because they obviously didn’t read the comment that triggered the ban.

So now I’m here

Never actually did anything and never actually claimed to. Most people assumed it was a headache relief but the company never said that. They just said to put the shit on your forehead

Look up Pi-Hole, it’s an adblocker for your whole home network. It blocks ads at the DNS level

Complaining about something free and optional is wild

You know what mothballs smell like?

Does yours not have Glance? I have a Moto G and there’s this app I can’t uninstall that puts “news stories” that are actually advertisements on my lock screen. I can disable it but if my phone reboots it re-enables itself. It’s the sole reason that this in my last Motorola phone.

My new conspiracy is that Diana found out what Andrew was up to and he made sure she couldn’t spill the beans

Alcohol may mess up some of the plastic pieces, mineral oil might be a better option, that’s what people use in the “underwater” computer builds

Dude always looks like he just had a wet fart

I can only handle gin in a G&T with lots of lemon and lime juice

Every day I try to do one thing to make the next day a little better

It’s mostly immigrants from asia confusing them for the Straw Paddy Mushroom, which is native to East Asia and pretty darn tasty.

Supermarket mushrooms are usually just Portobello. And most people who claim not to like mushrooms have only had those. Get you some morels, chicken of the woods, or chanterelles, they all taste different.

4/10. Feels like I’m about 10 years behind where I should be.

29, living with my folks, just started being able to save some money last year. I have a 2 year degree and a half decent job but it’s by no means a career. Trying to move to another state soon to be with long distance SO but can’t manage to move to the next town over at the moment.

I’ve got great friends, good health, the present day-to-day ain’t that bad, but trying to get my future in order has proven to be quite the bitch. Just felt stuck for a long time.

$3 million invested with a 2% dividend yield will get you $60k a year. Which is slightly lower than the average yearly income in the US

The sweet, shy, quiet band girl ODd on heroin sophomore year.