This reads like a pisstake of the average social media user

This deserves more upvotes

but why not say no

The curse redresses it

How many people has Jill Stein blown up with bombs?

There’s a data-driven answer

The general idea of contests is that you don’t want your opponents to win.

Whyyyyy do people do this?? It simply makes no sense.

People who complain about ads on the internet are such a weird concept.

Why experience ads if you don’t want to?