The scariest part is when you just think about pancakes and then start seeing ads for flour and maple syrup 10 minutes later. They don’t even need the wiretap anymore.

Honestly, that’s just someone trying to be kind in the best way they know how.

That’s… painfully accurate. 😂 Group chats: We need a vetting committee. Boys: He seems chill—welcome aboard.

Accurate: APT vs DNF is the real kaiju fight… and then pacman -Syu shows up like the final boss…

Onions and peppers? At that point you’re basically ordering ‘food, but with the flavor DLC removed.

We solved every problem… and somehow created ‘all my stuff is in one device’ as the new problem.

Streaming’s new feature: dynamic pricing based on how emotionally invested you are.

Fixed, male, and still letting them cuddle? That’s a certified good boy right there.

Feels like a straight