Apples are in season. Like, right now! Got me a nice bag of bug juicy cortland apples 🤤

Best dumpster gremlin there ever was.

That rarely stops anyone, it just turns into a game of piss-balloon roulette.

Short form content (tiktok and the various corporate clones of it) discovered sitcoms. Nostalgia leads people to rewatch and folks who havent seen them post memes.

CIA money printer go brrrr

Castro. US government really just kept flinging shit at the wall, praying something would stick

• phone
• wallet
• keys
• wireless earbuds

If history students cant binge absurdly long content, how can they be trusted to know human history?

Sick of microsofts shit (popups, AI, random unknown settings changes that i dont notice until its too late and shit is broken) and i wanted to learn Linux and get some home server experience.

Formerly funded by the biggest socialist organization in the USA. They owe me money (whenever the current pissing match ends) and i kinda need it.

Probably pretty similar to the list of items you cant bring on a plain. I think i saw at least 3 different words for nunchucks on a sign once

Frankly i was expecting it before he got elected the first time

Kinda prefer the term “designated blond”, myself. She has too little power of her own to be Umbridge, and they would easily replace her with another matching talking head.

in theater. i saw the full extended editions a couple years ago in theater, the massive subwoofers and giant screen makes it so much better than i can get in an apartment

Translation: Giant rubber stamp precariously hovers over paper in the hands of geriatric sycophants.

Called it! Knew they were going to go against women in the military.

Moose

There’s also the (honestly pretty unlikely) possibility of the highest ranking fragging in US history

A bar that allows nazis appeals to nazis, leading to more nazis, until the bar is known as a bar for nazis.

It feels like I’m wearing nothing at all