I can’t even

He posted that?!

What’s the dumping feces part alluding to?

I’ve been pronouncing naked as baked for a while now. Thankfully it doesn’t come up in conversation as often.

Gotcha. I wish more languages were like German in their adherence to letter-phoneme pairing.

My mother tongue very rarely completely mutes the sound of letters. More often, they are just deadened. So I can’t help but pronounce a little bit of G at the beginning of those words.

Wait wait wait… How are baked and naked supposed to be pronounced?

Funny you mention Germanic languages, given how deterministic German itself is on pronunciation of letters.

Some vulvas are pretty. Most aren’t. Some do smell weird, I imagine most will in the right wrong set of conditions. I like going down on them, but it isn’t because of their beauty.

Oh, you weren’t joking.

Hopscotch***

I don’t think that’s for the suspension…

Spelt*

Surprisingly good.

Barf.

That’s absolutely mental. Even three easy babies are a handful. Like, really a handful. Going for a fifth is tempting fate too much.

Such beautiful technique.

The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair.

So that’s how I find out.

The OG reporting, for others like me.

We’ll never have this county back by relying on the Democrats.