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One of my friends proposed ‘toys for thots.’ A 501c program helping subsidize the start up costs for begining only fans models via crowd sourced low interest loans, with the interest going into future loans.

Wait, part of hamas? I thought the accusation was being in contact with hamas, which the flotilla itself had claimed

Hell deputize every citizen (including membets of local PDs) to police ice- and effectively youve taken away their sovereign and qualified immunities.

Yesterday the lady at the hardware store said she couldn’t see my caulk. I told her that’s why we use the clear stuff.

I think this is why Republicans are so affraid of the epstein files. Its not just that theyre incontrovertible proof that many are pedophiles. I think they constitute proof that control of the party has been usurped by a foreign government (russia) via blackmail for quite some time. I also dont think they show trump as just a pedo being blackmailed, but as a facilitator of the blackmail scheme.

Its fairly well known that Trump had buisness ties to the Russian mob, using his real estate and casinos etc to launder money for them. And the bratva often acts as an arm of the FSB.

I think epstein was a low level pedo traficker maybe doing some low level blackmail before he met trump.

Trump introduced him to the russians, who elevated the operation- giving him funding and increasing access to the elites- then using their victims to create a war chest and their influence to cast a wider net, until they had enough politicians / rich people to buy politicians to usurp the republican party.

I think this blackmail is now a necessary step for induction into the party- its not just that the party attracts deplorables, its that they need to hand over blackmail against themselves to be inducted into the inner circle.

This only makes sense to me because my aunt worked on guh-noo.

We weaponized 0 tolerance in my highschool. After a friend got suspended for being suckered punched by a bully without even getting a chance to respond, we decided to take turns fighting the bully to ‘use up’ his 5 suspensions, rhe 5th of which resulted in a mandatory expulsion. And we did. The morning his suspension ended, right when he walked in the door, in full view of the congregated teachers, one of my friends hit him, earning them both a suspension. Next time he was back the same.

If the branches were tangled enough to keep it from falling, they were also likely enough to keep it from pinching.

Also, with smaller pines with a lean like that, you often dont need to cut a wedge to cut them down. You can cut in about 1/3 of the on the underside, or however far you can go before it starts to affect the trunks integrity, then switch to the outside. Since the tree’s weight is pulling it away from the blade, you dont need to create the extra space /uneveness of a wedge to keep it leaning the proper direction.

My guess it that- someone back cut from the bottom, then finished from the topside, expecting the weight to Crack the wood in the last inch or so and drop it away from them, but the branches were tangled enough at the top to keep it from falling, leaving them in position of having to separate the tops without putting themselves in harms way.

He didnt buy ihs gold plated visa?

Maybe while he was doing the DOGE thing he changed his status.

Add in "agents without an active body cam cannot be considered to be acting in an official capacity at the time, and therefore do not have immunity from state charges granted under the supremacy clause, nor do they have qualified imunity. "

Then were cooking.

I just pictured someone doing the whole smash their phone and throw it out the window thing from a spy movie, but theyre just in traffic on their way to work, and it made me chuckle.

So if he wanted to, rhe king could appoint a new governor general, choosing one who would disolve parliament?

I read somewhere that someone told him that mondegreen, he thought it was hilarious, and sang it fairly often in live shows- so in some of the videos, those are the actual lyrics he is singing.

Our middle school chorus teacher printed out the lyrics to this song, thinking it was a cute pop song we could all learn easily to pad out a recital, since it was still on the radio all the time.

She was a really innocent lady, and a recent imigrant from Bulgaria, and I can only assume didnt know a lot of the euphemisms, like going down on someone.

We took turns pointing out different inappropriate lines, and I remember reading out loud, “then I bumped up, i took the hit that I was given, then I bumped again, then i bumped again, and I said ‘how do I get back to the place where I fell asleep inside you?’”

And explaining, so hes just snorted a line and 3 small ones, and now hes reminiscing about sex- how the fuck did this ever get onto the radio?"

Funny enough, I remember us talking about the crystal meth line, and most of us thinking it wasnt that big a deal, because 1/3 of our class was on adderal, and its basically the same thing, right? (We were all 13, so) at least its not cocaine!

Yeah, but that makes it much more difficult for the artist to show you shes drunk.

Uer a merkin, Harry!

Pretty sure id go full degen and use the taco shell as a spaghetti funnel

Is there a Bert strips community in the fediverse?

Only 2 weeks ive ever given was as an ultimatum to the restaurant I was working at.

They’d just fired the chef over a dispute, and I told they had 2 weeks to fix it or id leave behind him. Besides him, I was the only other person on staff woth a food saftey cert- which our town requires someone on staff to have at all times a restaurant is open.

I quit, walked by the next day, saw the doors were open, and called the health inspector. He closed them for 2 weeks. They decided, that since they were closed for 2 weeks, to just have the staff take a 2 week vacation. Hired another ‘chef’ (he was new to town and eventually became a colleague and friend) and told him to start the day they could reopen.

So they all walk back into a kitchen full of rotting product,start cleaning up, and the health inspector shows back up. Closed them down for a month. They never tried to reopen.

Meanwhile I had gotten a job at a resort in town, was actually recruited by the executive chef, who was an old coleague, that first night- he saw me out for a drink at 7pm , asked why I wasnt cooking. I told him, and he hired me on the spot, and then hired my 3 cooks when the other place folded.