It took me a minute to realize how fuckimg perfect this picture is.

Also: me trying to write fucking with swipes: Ducking chucking docking fixing cycling duckling… Apple really doesn’t want me to type it.

MBS! It’s the Michael Burnham Show!

I still think my 2012 Macbook Pro with the Highres screen was peak Apple. It’s been downhill ever since, but the current releases of macOS and iOS are a an extra special kind of crap. The worst part: it’s still miles ahead of Windows.

In my head Discovery will always be ST:MBS - The Michael Burnham Show.

Given his ties to Russia, I believe a fall from a hospital window would be more realistic.

Came here to say this. Also, getting a blow job is being complicit in mass murder.