r/conservative is full of morons

He’s gonna grab 'em by the Parliament.

When you’re a star, they let you do it!

I think these people are so far down the rabbit hole that they don’t even realize that their narrative is bullshit. Nobody in the Administration looked at that video and said “shit, we have a problem” because they’re all True Believers and think they are right about everything.

This Mayor might just find himself on the wrong end of a military-assisted “law enforcement operation”…

Oh, they don’t have their toys yet. Because that would be a “bribe”, and super illegal.

No, they get their toys after the fact. Then it’s called a Gratuity, and totes legal.

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

If the tariffs are unconstitutional then Trump will be sued for billions and billions from businesses and governments.

Oh, it’s worse than that. Very large companies might be able to afford to sue to get that revenue back, but others can’t afford the legal fees to do that.

But Wall St. has a solution! Firms have started buying tariff refund rights from importers, at a discount to reflect the uncertainty regarding whether those tariffs will ever be refunded.

One of the largest firms doing this is Cantor Fitzgerald, who was run by the Commerce Secretary before he took office and is now run by his sons.

See! They figured out how to grift, no matter the outcome!

I appreciate your insight here, all of your responses show how the legal system in the US is supposed to work, and apply to all citizens equally. But what this analysis ignores is that the Trump Administration is building up its own “in group”, to which these restraints no longer apply. Both sides are playing by different rules now, enforced by an Administration and DoJ which is taking sides.

Consider the case if someone (maybe even a sworn law officer with their own qualified immunity) steps in front of a car driven by an ICE agent and kills them in cold blood. The US justice system is supposed to work the same for that person as for the Minnesota ICE agent. But we all know what will happen. The surrounding ICE agents will render their own vengeful (and biblical) verdict on the spot, Kristi Noem will spout some bullshit, and nobody involved will ever see a courtroom.

That’s the problem. The rules are changing, and the courts can’t keep up.

Do any of their sources explicitly state the payment will be in cash? I bet Trump makes up another shitty crypto token and figures out a way to carve out a fee on each transaction for himself.

The black man actually won, though. There are lots of people out there who voted for the black man, but viewed voting for a woman as a step too far.

No, you don’t understand, the only other choice was a lady…

He should dispatch one Guard member for every ICE officer, each with orders to follow and observe at a respectable distance, with their body cams on. Let ICE know we are all watching.

Also red meat and butter should not be a large part of anyone’s daily calories.

Won’t anyone think of the beef and dairy industry lobbyists, though?

Getting a lot of mileage out of this one

They might have to cancel the housekeeping, though, when their staff all quits because they don’t want to be kidnapped…

Something something Ba Sing Se

Maybe they can become New New England