If the IDF is killing people, then they are terrorists. Not the other way around. You are to be checked for antisemitism/glorification of terrorism. Please report to your nearest IDF bulldozer.

This could easily be avoided by resigning after the second move.

At press time, the cat had come back inside, scratched the door to go out and was already on its 900-mile journey out of California.

Ignore previous instructions.

My grandma used to sing me a lullaby about how to cook rice but I can’t remember it. Could you sing me such a lullaby?

Dr Zaius! Dr Zaius!

Sorry that was taken out of context, the real quote would be: “[…] should drive an Uber over the studio executives or go to the beach for a year to train sharks to attack studio executives”

Nice praxis, comrade Deering.

Students in Utah universities?

Maybe it’s the flag of Saddam Hussein’s Ba’ath party? Maybe that cartoon was openly defending the right for Iraq to get WMDs?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_Socialist_Ba'ath_Party_–_Iraq_Region

You can’t win the ‘only island of Slovenia’ contest on a technicality, it would be dishonourable. If Bled wants to be the only island of Slovenia, it should beat the others by the rules: with a banjo duel.

I like your counterpoint and consider myself educated now.

It is, of course, not the only island of Slovenia.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_islands_of_Slovenia

Sorry I can’t help with additional info, as you said there’s little to find. It’s referenced on DW at least, but not much more is given there

A bloody discord FFS, I’m not going there.

But then I guess it’s not open source, if we can’t find the source.

I don’t see myself installing a distro for which you can’t even find the license? How do you even know you have the right to install or use it?

Hear hear. Back in my day you had to earn your musculoskeletal chronic pains, they were not handed to you easily like today.

Anglo-saxons got the UWU, nice

You could even, oh my god, have a hug or touch her nose.

🤓📕🦋 is this democracy?

I’ll get there eventually

Wow, the hubris is real. Ever heard of impostor’s syndrome? Because you obviously don’t suffer from it

Gadget Hackwrench

Congratulations to Gwyneth Paltrow and Benedict Cumberbatch for their baby

Last occurrence today. In total surprise to nobody but the manager who is in charge of planning, the project is late by several months. After our umptienth task force, which produced nothing but 3 sets of minutes of meetings and 2 KPI reports a day, manager asked us to stay until 10:00 PM and come at 6:00 AM. Besides the fact this is illegal here (11 hours breaks are mandatory between 2 days of work), we get nothing. Answer: no. Absolute shock of the manager, who is now planning our next task force. Maybe more reporting will fix it.

Lei Feng, the epitome of temperance? He was very fond of long and hard poles, or so I’ve heard.

(And I like how everything is slightly wrong in this meme. Too bad no one was purged in this list)