dumbass

there was barely any vehicles in the parade. That was the saddest military parade since Russias last year.

It surprises me that there aren’t more shows like that, just some random dude bursting through your job calling you all twats and pointing out where you failed, then helping you fix it.

I want carwash nightmares or retail nightmares shows.

Maybe he’s born with it.

Maybe it’s poverty.

Say Anything, that band basically kept me alive through my teens and 20s, I got to see them live and Max Bemis the lead singer grabbed my hand and got me to sing a part of the song, best fucking moment of my life.

That was the moment I knew I wasn’t 100% straight, he could have had me that night.

I say it like this.

They’re just about to pass 1943.

NEVER!

That cartoon version of the old man kills me every time.