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You get that hacking isn’t magic right. In order to “hack it” the files actually have to be available on the public network. If they’re just on an internal file system you would have to be on site to get access.

I have a wildlife garden with lots of wild plants and insects and stuff. I thought I was helping the bees but I mean just helping some body make artisanal honey to sell to me at the craft fair?

It’s one of those things I’d probably have to Google because how many times do you do that, but yeah think most people just give up when they hit a technical problem and stop thinking.

Did I know how printers work and can fix their printer.

Look, I have a computer science degree (utterly pointless qualification folks don’t get one) and I work in cyber security. I haven’t got a clue how those fuckers work, I don’t know get a brother or something they seem to be fine.

A single atom of gold is far too small for any photon in the visible spectrum to interact with.

A single atom of gold is 0.2 nanometres (a nanometre is an incredibly small thing and a gold atom isn’t even half of 1% of that), meanwhile the wavelength of blue light (The smallest wavelength of visible light) is a hulking 380 nanometres. No matter how much you zoom in you would never see anything a single atom is just too small to interact with light.

Or you know you could just use your own brain which I’m assuming you have and come up with your own opinions.

What do they need an AI for?

Well sort of. But pretty much all of the current emoji are Western inventions. Seriously we added like a bajillion things to it.

The original Japanese ones were only about 25 or something.

I think it’s more that people don’t appreciate the wall of text that you copy and pasted from an AI.

Seriously, you are demonstrating everything that’s wrong with AI. People use it instead of thinking.

It must be stamped out wherever we find it.

I want sloppily made mass produced crap, damn it.

Yeah the problem has always been that solar panels only really like to operate within a very narrow temperature band. It’s why you can’t just plate the Sahara desert in solar panels. In theory that would generate loads of power but the heat of the desert is way outside of their operating range.

There’s been loads of ideas to heat/cool solar panels, the problem up until now has always been to do that without cutting into the panel’s efficiency so much that it isn’t worth doing.

But there’s been videos on YouTube of people cooling solar panels with plasma cooling and phase change materials for a few years now.

If you ever talk to anyone over the age of 100 every single one of them without fail, swears that the secrets to long life is brandy and cigarettes.

Either they’re really on to something or they’re trying to kill everyone else off.

But I’d argue you can lead a meaningful life with knee pain and far sightedness.

My back started hurting at 25, I hadn’t even had a job yet.

They’re talking about stretching out the whole ageing process. So if you live longer you also grow old more slowly.

Rats average lifespan is 3 years, but that doesn’t mean they are really healthy, and then just drop dead, they go through the ageing process at a hyper-accelerated rate. Equally if humans had a lifespan of 120 years the old age part would move to around the 100 years mark, you wouldn’t start getting old at 60 and then just be geriatric for the next 60 years.

Oh good, I was starting to distrust my French.

Sir, may I recommend the Volkswagen, this model it has greater surface area.

He hasn’t got a licence plate so clearly he’s now on trackable.

Is this guy trying to suggest that oxygen is bad? In his case I would agree that it’s probably not a habit worth maintaining but generally speaking I tend to find oxygen to be rather agreeable

I wanted to do an Office Space/Waiting style show but set in the big box retail world.

At university my roommate was in a media, and one of the things they had to do was to come up with a show and actually produce an episode of it. Anyway his idea was comedy set in ikea, I genuinely think it would have worked.

Sometimes you’ll search for a ticket and it straight up just doesn’t find it. Then you search for it again and wow, now it’s suddenly appeared.