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We’d get there faster if we got rid of farming alfalfa and golf courses.

Costello’s sheepishness after the judge cleared the room and took him down a couple notches was epic.

The submarine will almost certainly implode before we get that deep.

Mitt the Shit should STFU.

Saying that costs nothing. It would have been a hell of a lot more impressive if he hadn’t worked so hard to stack the court and put us in this situation to begin with. Fuck you, Mitch.

Same here, although it did eventually lead to years of employment as a web dev.

It was around 1991 in the university computer lab. Just a green screen dumb terminal for email and newsgroups. Played too much Nettrek after hours on the Spark workstations later on.

This ought to happen everywhere. Either I’m the admin on my machine or I’m not. If it’s not, I’m not sure how much longer I’ll tolerate a Windows machine.

How about a nice cup of shut the Trump up?

He’s one of the absolute best.

Out of his what? Oh. Nevermind.

They want to get rid of ad blockers? They should base on the same model that keeps me away: namely, that Facebook is repulsive and useless.

“I should know. I’ve been embarrassing my state since I was born.”

Gov. Cox, probably.

The only way I’d watch Tucker Carlson on purpose is in a cage fight with Mike Tyson. Pay-per-view is fine, but I’ll travel if I have to.

Given trade, it doesn’t seem to be in their best interest to cripple the US.

Wow. I’m glad you figured that out. I thought it was going to be so much more difficult.