He’s so full of shit

To: congress@america.gov
From: fartographer@lemmy.world
Subject: SELL YOUR PLATFORM TO ME
Body: I’ve got $10K for the first person willing to accept and adopt my ideas.

Sincerely,
Poor Daddy

My results were so good, I even listed some things they didn’t tell me about

Didn’t we recently find out from some leaks or disclosures that you can essentially buy some politicians for as low as $10K? I can’t remember the source right now

Calling it right now: Mamdani’s primaries win made this a priority and they wanna try to pressure him into stepping down, or just revoke his citizenship.

Any other citizens they hurt along the way are just little treats they give themselves for being such good little boys and girlsnon-boys. ^(Gotta protect that research funding)^

Freedom costs a buck oh five