by my count only Jack Black isn’t of some sort of athletic body type

I was editing an Irish comedy recently which used “yinz” and “yiz” a lot.

not that i play wow but shredders too

Was Zappa against pegging? it’s definitely in a number of his lyrics

“I can take about an hour
on the tower of power
as long as I gets
a little golden shower”

I dont know if it’s a different recipe but you can get Irn Bru in Kroger.

podcasts - behind the bastards, you’re dead to me, no such thing as a fish

I have a 15+ year resume in my field and I struggled to find a job this year. It’s not because of you that finding a job is hard. It’s that job sites are like dating sites: the majority of posts are fake. You should decide on what kind of job you want and approach recruiters in that field - even with, maybe especially with, your requirements, they’ll be able to help you better than clicking auto-apply on LinkedIn.

It’s a response to a meme going around of a white guy holding up a sign with the text “We can disagree and still be friends.” People are pointing out that the moment Trump got elected the two main right wing “jokes” that happened were school girls being told “your body my choice” and black people being sent anonymous texts telling them plantations were about to kidnap them for cotton picking.

“type cast” is the casual phrase

in technical acting terms it’s usually referred to as “playing close to self”

Agreed. Movies and TV have given us understandings of the 1st and 2nd Amendment, and I’d wager that’s pretty much the extent of people’s knowledge of it.

scientists said this?

yeah you elect them president instead

BFU deez nuts lmao gottem

452 is after 300 so that would be consistent with OP, however, here’s a “source” such as it is claiming her virginity in 150 AD https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gospel_of_James

OP might be confusing the adipartheos of Mary - the belief that she was a virgin before, during and after the birth of Christ. Some even go as so far as to imply Jesus wasn’t born like a human and emerged in some other way, which I’ll leave to the readers imagination.

different platforms have different display names I think. I see the user above as mommykink

I didn’t see this in the other replies: they genuinely don’t believe in government.

Yarvin, Thiel, Musk, Trump all believe the country is best run as a business. By which they mean they can fire you from the country and you have to leave if they don’t like you. It also means that if you make a bad decision and destroy the country because you want to you should be allowed to. However they also believe that because they are rich and powerful it stands to reason, ipso facto, that they got there because they are good at their jobs, therefore it follows any decisions they make are good decisions and thus are the right ones. Those who disagree or would have made different decisions are wrong and bad at their jobs because they are not the president and the president is correct because he’s the president.

they allow food dye so we should end vaccinations for children?

stormy Daniels

The other part of it is there’s not only one monkey who does Hamlet correct on the first attempt, there’s two, three four, guess what - an infinite amount of them.

And another infinity that get it right after 5 minutes

Another infinity that take exactly 10 years 3 months 2 days 3 hours 4 minutes and 17 seconds

And another infinity that takes one second less than the life of the universe

And another infinity that takes a googleplex of the lifetime of the universe to complete

that’s the point of the thought experiment

–Flemming Ramussen, 1988