I was speaking for blonde-haired, blue-eyed Jesus.

Caffeine is the only positive codependent addiction ever recorded.

The US exported the Revolution to France.

Find Nick Cage and we can get the idea out of Ben Franklin’s family vault where he kept all his porno mags.

And yet, the TACO rule is a rule. He always chickens out.

Yes, but no one checks the legality of cheap Chinese devices from Amazon.

Shodan.io is the searchable index of open IoT devices.

Change the default password, people!

Expert difficulty: it’s also cold and raining outside. There’s no food or coffee available once you get up, you have to go to the store.

“I lost the escape room, but I started a hunger strike to protest… I dunno, pick something for me.”

Not me, but my spouse. I love all the rugs they pick, we always agree, but I can’t match or really even understand the excitement.

But if it’s shopping for food in an open green market, sign me the fuck up.

Yeah, I was going to list a lot of above knee-height clothing items and got lazy.

Indeed I did! Thanks

As long as there’s 1 liter of ranch dressing per leaf of lettuce, Jesus will allow it.

Southern Baptists? I think you left out all their other usual targets: Catholics, spicy food, jazz, orgasms for fun, bright colors not associated with flags or maybe a football team, female orgasms, singing, alcohol, drag shows, salads with less than 51% mayonnaise content, men using umbrellas, single mothers, showing people kissing on TV or movies, Jews, Muslims, really any brown person, wasabi, mangoes, and aged cheese.

F. This will be moved to an OSINT tool within a week, and scraped into a darkweb database by next Friday.

In 1282 AD, an accord followed the disaster later recounted as the Pied Piper of Hamelin myth, in which a warg working with the demonic entity we now call the “Tooth Fairy” walked 200 children off a cliff simply to collect their fresh teeth to fuel their evil orgies. Duke Albert II of Saxony hired a shaman and witch to force a détant with the demon as a response. After some haggling, which cost one advisor his jaw, the demon agreed to effectively scavenge from the local townspeople in the night in exchange for a ceremonial pittance, often a handful of grain or a piece of fruit.

The demon, now overwhelmed by the sheer volume of teeth lost on a daily basis by 7.5 billion people, is doing great 750 years later, playing the long game to success.

I can’t help you other than to say MSI is awesome. I wish you luck on your quest.

Also taking gas station pills full of burdock root because you think you might have a drug test.

Pell Grants helped me get a degree that increased my income, made my life better, and made me a better, taxpaying American.

-Actual client testimonial.

Like, today?

It’s a bold strategy Cotton, let’s see if it pays off.

OK, so I’ll put you down for Monday?

I’m a moderate user for code. LLMs are not smart, they’re pattern machines. Anyone who cedes critical thinking to them without due diligence, gets what they deserve, and likely didn’t really have much in the way of critical thought in the first place.

These companies are all trying to figure out how to monetize their latest juked benchmark stat and create something with actual value equivalent to the billions in investment they’ve thrown into processing. The industry is awash in startups dong the same thing 90000 ways. Human lust for money and power is the most nefarious thing about it all.