Right but the goodness floors and ceilings vary from fruit to fruit. A bad banana is mostly going to be bland and boring at worst, for example, whereas a bad peach can be a disgusting piece of shit. Melons are like peaches. When they’re bad, they’re really bad.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My culture also loves music, dancing and telling stories
15·30 days agoSee, you highlighted why the German cuisine is not that great. There’s simply not much variety in what you just listed. The German cuisine is kinda shallow, focusing mostly around the same stuff. If you’re not that into cheese or meat, then that’s 75% of the German cuisine eliminated.
One thing “food countries” have in common is that their cuisines have variety. Go to Spain or Turkey or China, and you’ll be drowning in mouth watering options no matter what kind of food you like. Hard to say the same for countries like Germany or the NL or Denmark or whatever. Yeah they can be very good at what they do, but they just don’t do a whole lot.
You know exactly how Greek fire was made. You just don’t know that you know the exact recipe for the ultimate naval weapon. Yes, you in particular. Tell us.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•You've probably met someone who has killed a person
8·1 month agoI’ve always wondered what drives people to such confessions. Not a killing of course, but I once met a dude and like 20 minutes later he was telling me about the literal scams he pulls. Shit like stealing old people’s passwords and whatnot to buy things for himself online. Very unambiguously illegal stuff. There was no context either, no lead up to that conversation. He just pulled the subject to that out of nowhere and started spilling the beans. One minute we were talking about wearing thinner gloves inside thicker gloves to keep our hands extra warm, and the next minute he was telling me how he tricks old people into submitting their email credentials into fake forms that he makes.
I witnessed something kinda similar.
I was the passenger in an old beaten small panel van. The driver was a complete jackass, but I needed the lift. He pulled up next to an Alfa Romeo 159, and asked for a race. The driver of the Alfa just looked… confused. He gave us a very potent “I cannot sanction your buffoonery” look and rolled his window back up. My driver yelled at him. I sunk into my seat in an overwhelming combination of first and second hand embarrassment.
No idea who that is
I’m sure there have been people who sold some catalytic converters that fell of a truck somewhere to buy RAM.
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Technology@lemmy.world•ChatGPT is down worldwide, conversations disappeared for usersEnglish
191·1 month agoBecause whitespace sensitivity makes it very easy to make a whole bunch of annoying mistakes when shuffling code around, or copying it from one source to another (from text in one application to the editor in your ide for example). I find it supremely unpleasant to work with. Looking kinda a little bit slightly messed up should not be a critical syntax error that breaks the whole code.
So many of those are also fiction. There was a post somewhere, where the op had compiled a list of top relationshipadvice posts that were highly suspicious at the very least up if you went into their posters’ histories. People were eating them up.
That sub became mostly a creative writing gym a long time ago.
herrvogel@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•From what I've seen, public transit is either expensive and terrible or cheap and good.
2·2 months agoExcept when the train is operated by Deutsche Bahn. Then you wish you were walking from Düsseldorf to Munich.
Very different vegetables though. It’d be like comparing wine and beer.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Nothing’s new bloatware includes Facebook services that can’t be uninstalledEnglish
9·3 months agoI mean I am pretty happy with my nothing phone. It came with a pretty minimal stock android that runs on hardware that’s quite good for what I paid. Despite the shitty name that people have indeed made fun of, the phone’s been pretty good so far.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Nothing’s new bloatware includes Facebook services that can’t be uninstalledEnglish
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Technology@lemmy.world•Your Kindle Can Finally Be Jailbroken Again. [22:00]English
20·3 months agoThese things are very heavily optimized for the singular purpose of reading books. They can’t do much of anything else, but they do that one thing very well and very efficiently. They run a custom, lightweight Linux OS that’s very aggressive with its battery management. Coupled with an e-ink display, they sip power and can run for weeks on a single charge. That’s not something a simple android can provide.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•There was no need to ever improve upon THIS
4·3 months ago3 zone a/c is also pretty nice. No more “it’s too <exact opposite of what the driver is feeling>” whining from the back.
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•The AWS outage hit us during the day in Australia. I didn't notice because I run my own server, btwEnglish
3·3 months agoI once read a review of a sous vide machine that just would not work unless it was connected to a smartphone via an app. And then that app would not work properly without a connection to some backend. That backend died at some point, bricking the sous vide machine. What a wonderful world we live in.
I doubt it but it does look like it went through some heavy handed filter or even some upscaling.
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Hardware@lemmy.world•Ring cameras are about to get increasingly chummy with law enforcementEnglish
17·3 months agoI don’t think it would have been illegal to point a bunch of reasonably powerful IR LEDs in that camera’s direction either.
Hell of a way to total a car though.


I think I see what she’s trying to say. Something along the lines of “normally legal things can become illegal if it can be proven that you’re doing them with criminal intent”. Like you’re buying a car for example, which would be legal. But if someone can prove that you’re buying that car with the explicit purpose of using it to run someone over in a preplanned assault, then it can be treated as illegal. Which might have been too much for the translator to reduce into a short and accurate one liner.
Maybe she’s just an idiot though, who knows. I don’t even know if that’s how the law works over there.