Man, that really sucks, because I really liked Uline shit.

No, not voltage, current.

My grandpa ran over a woman who walked into the street late at night. There was no way for him to have avoided it. He did not get in trouble. This was in California.

Holy shit, how do you not know there’s hydrazine in the water?

I used to get hella annoyed that my mom would be online all afternoon so I would pick up the phone and blow into it for a few seconds until I heard AOL man say “Goodbye.”

I also wrote Janeway. Why did I have to scroll so far down to find another?

Captain Janeway

I’ve seen signs like that on the bridge from Virginia to Maryland. It makes sense though, it can be very dangerous with a large speed differential on that particular bridge. It’s kind of a scary bridge. My ex-wife refused to drive on it.

As an EndeavourOS user, this pleases me greatly.

Wear one then. Fuck all the haters.

Of course!

Unless something glitches out and you end up being born on December 31, 1969.

Really? You mean you weren’t born in 1900 like I was?

Just make some shit up. You worked at McDonald’s in East Hanover New Jersey in 1976. You made $24 per hour and you approved of the CEO.

*IN CONCEPTS OF GRAND STRATEGIC PLAN

ftfy

Tell my wifi love her.

I remember back in the late 90s when casual gay slurs were the norm, I said something, I forget what, that implied that I’d beat up some dude who was gay. My dad told me “Just because he’s a slur doesn’t make him any less of a man who is more than capable of beating the living shit out of you”. That was an eye opener.

Then millions and millions of illegals ate it.

Bruh. You expended more effort by replying than if you had just read it.

If you need a speculum, you’ve already gone too far.