Many people can’t grow a mustache, this guy grew two

His delicious basil meals helped me get over the death of my family by the hand of that vile beast that is richard

How dare you post this richard killed my family he is a menace

I remember trying to create websites with some fancy features that would work on all the major browsers. Every time i looked up some browser functionality it would basically say “supported by all major browsers except IE”, like every goddamn time

IE was waaay behind in functionality, but yeah it wasn’t particularly slow from what i can recall

To make you fall in love with Plato, or to make Plato fall in love with you?

Fall penis be like

What is porridge but a thicc soup?

The real princess was inside of him all along

Who do i call when it’s 3 months past deadline and 150 million over budget?

It’s more likely than you think

Yes

It’s irony all the way down

Oh look it’s green Mario!

Sweet, i hated having to nest if statements when mixing matching and other conditions

Mouth post

As a weak atheist, i should go to the gym more often

Fine, don’t say i didn’t warn you
Highly NSFW, viewer discretion is adviced

Modern era mothology

In my years as a linux user using linux on my linux machines i have used various linux distributions, including arch linux, but for various reasons the linux distribution i use on most of my linux machines is currently ubuntu linux

As a linux user who uses linux on my linux machine (which runs linux), I agree that mentioning that one uses linux is not as important as mentioning that non-linux thing you just said