Reminds me of a website I used to visit.

One day they will make a spoon so big, it will destroy them all.

Knees weak, throwing up blood on his flight already, mom’s spaghetti.

It’s almost as if they would tailor their religious doctrine to suit their own needs. Who could have imagined such a thing could happen.

Is it just part of the enshitification of everything?

Yes

Have I just gotten old

Get off my lawn.

Thanks I needed those.

Wait you have one of these? Who all is using this keyboard?

Those domes better be rocket proof. Or just rock proof.

Did Alex Jones not wear suits?

I’m just pointing out how he could do the thing that person you originally replied to was suggesting. I’m not saying it makes sense or is reasonable.

He can still deploy Seal Team.

I’m guessing they cut government departments, then privatize them by outsourcing the work to their own companies. Sounds like a solid grift.

They are calling it DOGE? 🙄🙄🙄

The kids in that main pic look like they are in their 40s. Hoop rolling must really take a toll on you.

I was going to make a cop fat donut joke. But then I was thinking the guy probably isn’t running on foot with four tires, so he is probably in a car. Which is hard to chase on foot even if you’re Usain Bolt.

It’s possible they saw him, but couldn’t chase him because… well… no tires.

Rimshot

lol this is exactly what that higher level comment was talking about.

To answer my own question, in the hope that maybe it helps someone else…

So I tried

• openwrt
• dd-wrt
• tomato
• merlin

Finally I found Merlin. Merlin let me configure OpenVPN with a .ovpn file.

There is an option “Redirect Internet Traffic” you can set to “Policy Rules”

You can use CIDR notation to specify all client IPs on the subnet, e.g. 192.168.1.0/24, destination 0.0.0.0

And you can select “Block routed clients if tunnel goes down”

See also: https://www.snbforums.com/threads/vpn-what-does-redirect-internet-traffic-all-do.56145/

Also search for: killswitch

Your mom wears maga hats.