

Dude forgot to add COMMIT;
Happens to the best of us.


Dude forgot to add COMMIT;
Happens to the best of us.


Who is your favourite musician, Ratner (against whom there have been accusations of wrongdoing) asks Melania. She responds with “Michael Jackson” (against whom there have been accusations of wrongdoing), detailing how she met the late singer with her husband (against whom there have been accusations of wrongdoing). Perhaps this is Ratner’s vision for a modern American: a country of forgiveness.
Lmao this writing is pure gold


I think in hindsight someone figured out the guy was probably trying to make a joke about being on that sub that sank going to the Titanic.


“People watching Fox News, every day, 24/7 with their volume turned all the way up in their living room and it’s so loud that you can’t hear anything else? Those are the baby boomers and God bless them, those are my parents’ generation. I love so many of the baby boomers, but they are the most brainwashed generation because they eat that crap, like, they just eat it up all day long. They’re spoon-fed the propaganda on TV.”
Damn, MTG over here spitting facts. She did lean into that propaganda hard, so can’t really give get a pass. But still good to see her speaking some truth.


“We sent them a letter”

“…and so we’re demanding a right to do it.”

“I hope the Department of Justice will keep its word and let us in there.”



Lol I did the same thing. Hunting and fishing in Red Dead is so much more relaxing than questing.


I usually appreciate the AP, but Jesus fucking Christ what a pussy headline. “Triggers tension at a Minnesota hospital” is the best they could muster up the nerve to run with? They literally quote a source saying:
“It was laughable, if there was something to laugh about,” said one of the nurses, who spoke to The Associated Press on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss patient care. “There was no way this person ran headfirst into a wall.”
How about a headline of “ICE assaults a person and lies about it so badly that medical staff would laugh if it wasn’t so tragic”.
Legal Eagle had a good take on this a few days ago. The Trump admin is relying purely on sensational headlines. They just want to make the news saying an arrest has been made and also to post pictures on social media. They don’t actually care if it gets thrown out before trial, because the intimidation works even without a conviction.


27 years?!? That can’t be right. Fuck me.


Surprised that wasn’t made today


That shit would bankrupt you here in the US.


We like to shit on Tik Tok, but you’re right that their reach is absolutely massive. Recently when Democrats were writing op eds and taking out ads saying that troops should ignore illegal orders, a high ranking member of the military (I forget who) commented that the messaging was ineffective because troops almost universally get their “news” through Tik Tok.


That’s basically what they said:
officers told hospital staff that he was “laying down in handcuffs when he attempted to flee, and then, for unknown reasons, purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”
Edit: my bad, I read your comment as saying he kicked himself in the head.
You’ve fallen for the classic gas station food trap. If you look at it, there’s absolutely no ham behind the strategically placed sticker. Also that cheese is probably less than a single slice of cheese overall. You can tell by looking at the bottom right where you can see how deep it goes.
All in all, that a pretty shitty sandwich.


What’s super gross is how so many MAGAts on Facebook are jumping immediately to defend the shooting. All of a sudden “don’t tread on me” became “he should have just listened to authority.”


Looks like murder in all angles.


Exactly. Just look at the social media accounts of people who are pro-2A. They’ve suddenly found themselves in a boot licking contest.


Amundson, a kindergarten teacher who has received CPR and first-aid training through school emergency planning, moved without hesitation once the cuffs came off.
Good to hear we’re still only arresting the violent criminals and rapists. /s


Yeah I was hoping a crowd of people literally dogpiled and beat the shit out of these fuckwads. Dogpiled as in tweeted at them? Give me a break.
Not sure how anyone can be alive and experiencing the same reality as the rest of us and come to that conclusion. Let alone basically half the people asked. We are truly fucked.